February 2012
January 2012
“I will love you as an airplane loves to fall from a clear blue sky and as an escalator loves to entangle expensive scarves in its mechanisms. I will love you as a wet paper towel loves to be crumpled into a ball and thrown at a bathroom ceiling and as an eraser loves to leave dust in the hairdos of people who talk too much. I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself and as a pair of white gloves loves to slip delicately into the punchbowl. I will love you as the taxi loves the muddy splash of a puddle and as a library loves the patient tick of a clock.”
—Lemony Snicket (via dailystendhalnitesaudade)
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.
If I had a dollar for every time the word ‘sex’ was said in The Secret Life of The American Teenager, I would be one rich bitch.
Omg. That would be an awesome drinking game. Every time someone says sex, take shot. Or a really bad drinking game, depending on how you look at it. Everyone would be drunk within the first 15 min of the show. :p
trying to stop piracy of movies and music with SOPA is kind of like trying to stop a bank robber by blowing up the bank
my blog is an inconsistent piece of shit but at least i have fun
- hot guy: hi
- me: *imagines life together*
